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Top tank 

Taking a dump in the systern of a toilet. Holding youself up by you hands on the wall and dropping in a bombay bad boy. The only way that can be fixed is if a glass-monkey mops the whole stinky area out.

Particularly skilled people can piss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.
Norm gave Gilhooley a top tank for his birthday. He thought and animal (a trained dog) had done it.
He was wrong.
Top tank by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003

Tank top Watching 

When a creepy guy is watching you, (he doesn’t have to be wearing a tank top) but he has to give off tank top vibes. And have a little dirt on his shirt.
“There was this guy that was tank top watching me earlier.”

tank top 

A sleeveless, tight-fitting, usually knit shirt with wide shoulder straps and no front opening.
tank top by YA RLY! December 28, 2005

Sherman tank top 

A slang term for a ballistic vest. It is referring to the WW II tank M4 Sherman.
That bar is the kind of place the cops don't come in unless they wear a Sherman tank top.
Sherman tank top by CptAhab February 22, 2012

Like a tank top 

Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.
I scored a goal! Like a tank top!
Like a tank top by IndigoCircus January 18, 2021

Armenian Tank Top 

When back hair connects over the shoulders to the chest hair forming the proverbial "Armenian Tank Top". Can be used for other hairy ethnic groups i.e. Greeks, Turks, Israelies, Iranians etc.
Did you see that guy sportin' the Armenian Tank Top!?!?!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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