The act of defecating in the back tank of a toilet. The result is that whenever there is a flush, the bowl fills with tainted water.
by Robert Smith August 6, 2004
dude that chicks party was so lame top tanking her toilet was the only way to add a little atmosphere...she'll never forget that night once she discovers where that stench is coming from...don't go back for a few days !!!
by last star fighter August 25, 2007
Taking a dump in the systern of a toilet. Holding youself up by you hands on the wall and dropping in a bombay bad boy. The only way that can be fixed is if a glass-monkey mops the whole stinky area out.
Particularly skilled people can piss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.
Particularly skilled people can piss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.
Norm gave Gilhooley a top tank for his birthday. He thought and animal (a trained dog) had done it.
He was wrong.
He was wrong.
by Matt Regsmith May 1, 2003
by YA RLY! December 6, 2005
When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).
by Sobo1234 May 22, 2022
A tank top is a shirt that has no sleeves and varying shoulder strap width. It’s essentially just a shirt that shows your shoulders along with the rest of your arms. Great to wear anywhere even if it’s cold, you just have to have tolerance for the cold
Becca: I love the way that tank top defines your shoulders!
Katie: Me too! All the guys say it looks weird to see me in clothing that reveals my shoulders since I’m always in a sweater. Thought I’d give my shoulders a chance to be exposed and see the light of day!
Katie: Me too! All the guys say it looks weird to see me in clothing that reveals my shoulders since I’m always in a sweater. Thought I’d give my shoulders a chance to be exposed and see the light of day!
by Tanktoplover February 9, 2019
by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2007