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TOP OF THE MORNING 

It's jacksepticeye 's intro. After loud *WWHHIIIPPSSSHHH* (slapping sound) he High-five the air and scream these words:
"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIE, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE, AND WELCOME BACK TOOO...(the name of the game he actually play) (...)"
-in jacksepticeye 's intro, also very often used by his friends (especially pewdiepie) and his fans and all of bosses
-instead of "Hi" or "Good morning" you can just yell "TOP OF THE MORNING"
-ATTENTION: you should scream these words, because it's correct and required way to say it
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top of the morning 

After sleeping with a girl. the next morning grab a Top Hat and yell TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA and ram your erect penis threw the top hat poking her in the eye
Dam judy got a nice morning wake up
:really wat you do?
put my cock threw a top hat smashed her in the eye top of the morning
top of the morning by k1th February 11, 2010

Top of the morning 

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.
Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.
Top of the morning by Hanumon March 19, 2024

top of the morning coffee 

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

top of the mornin

Something jacksepticeye says very loud, very often.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDDIEEEES!!!
top of the mornin by Lladdie February 9, 2018

top of the mornin to ya laddies

Top of the mornin to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye!

top of the mourning 

when u give a blowjob at a funeral
GIVING A BLOWJOB AT A FUNERAL, CALL THAT TOP OF THE MOURNING
top of the mourning by Gabe1259 October 10, 2021
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