Tooty Flute

Comical name for the clarinet. Specifically describes the way the instrument is played.

'Ben plays the Tooty Flute.'
'Yep, he sure does.

by Drew Turanchar April 27, 2006

toot flute

fart hole

That chick that works at Burger King loves it in the toot flute!

by Handsome Farva March 20, 2011

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

toot da flute

A man that sucks cock.

He looks like a toot da flute to me.

by jokeysmurf1969 October 12, 2009

Flute Toot

A light squealing fart with different frequencies created an amazing melody of flatulence depletion.

*man farts*
Guy:that was cute
Guy 2:what?
Guy:that flute toot.
Guy 2:o thanks can you taste it?
Guy:yeah it was beautiful.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Flutey Tooti

That one flautist, usually male, who is definitely gay AF, there’s absolutely no way they aren’t gay.

“Did you see John, he was playing a woodwind like some... like some Flutey Tooti!”

by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018