Tooty Flute

Comical name for the clarinet. Specifically describes the way the instrument is played.

'Ben plays the Tooty Flute.'
'Yep, he sure does.

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That chick that works at Burger King loves it in the toot flute!

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The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

Toot Flute by crbrewski October 29, 2020

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A light squealing fart with different frequencies created an amazing melody of flatulence depletion.

*man farts*
Guy:that was cute
Guy 2:what?
Guy:that flute toot.
Guy 2:o thanks can you taste it?
Guy:yeah it was beautiful.

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That one flautist, usually male, who is definitely gay AF, there’s absolutely no way they aren’t gay.

“Did you see John, he was playing a woodwind like some... like some Flutey Tooti!”

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