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Toothbrushery

A way to call out some person's douchbaggery without villifying vaginal hygiene devices.
Stop the douchebaggery!
Dude, that's not PC.
Oh...then tell him to stop his toothbrushery.
by TobiasFunkeMD March 6, 2009
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toothbrushy fart

Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.
John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"

David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"
by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016
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