tooner

something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.

person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.

person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!

by SugaShaners June 07, 2009

Tooner

A penis

That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.

by Greselda1234 October 11, 2010

Tooner

A penis

That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.

by Greselda1234 October 11, 2010

Tooner

Martini, plain and simple...preferably with vodka.

I had several tooners before heading over to meet the ol' lady for dinner.

by billbaroo November 22, 2008

tooner

A person that obsessively masturbates to Western cartoons.

Person 1: Fuck I love The Owl House, the characters are so sexy.
Person 2: Damn, you're a tooner

by uvuvuv3egveosas January 08, 2024

tooner

A slur for the Splatoon 3 players.

More loosely, a slur the entire Splatoon fanbase (not as common).

Guy 1: I FUCKING HATE TOONERS GRAHHHHHH

Guy 2: KILL ALL TOONERS

by JohnMew October 11, 2022