Definitions by JohnMew

tooner

A slur for the Splatoon 3 players.

More loosely, a slur the entire Splatoon fanbase (not as common).

Guy 1: I FUCKING HATE TOONERS GRAHHHHHH

Guy 2: KILL ALL TOONERS

tooner by JohnMew October 11, 2022

emo mew 

Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Saw this mew at the mall last week
Got the kind of look to make me freak
That long ass hair with the coolest scarf
And those goggles and socks I wanna snarf
He looks so sick like he was dyin'
If I said he wasn't hot, then I'd be lyin'
Please, handsome, just be you
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew

Guy 1: "Imagine if this was joke was funny."
Guy 2: "Emo mew is totally funny I swear."

emo mew by JohnMew August 10, 2021

Bucket 2 

a Discord server which has rules and almost none have to be enforced
known for its owner being the youngest of the mod team and having intra-mod arguments

half of its emotes are useless and it has many archives of channels due to a maxing out of pins
"Bucket Projects" are announced and never finished

Guy 1: "Have you heard of Bucket 2?"
Guy 2: "No."
Guy 3: "Don't join it."

Bucket 2 by JohnMew May 29, 2021

wtf plasma 

wtf plasma

wtf plasma

wtf plasma by JohnMew May 18, 2021