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A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.
Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!
Tool-Bag by Arsemunky August 30, 2016
Idiot, someone who is foolish or silly.
"Gee that Chris is a proper tool-bag when he gets pissed!!!'
Tool-bag by Swinggal March 6, 2008

Tool Bag 

An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.

dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
Tool Bag by Max86 September 13, 2012

tool bag 

a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools
the entire frat of pi lam at Widener University in Chester, PA
tool bag by beat up rapists at pi lam September 15, 2003

Tool Bag 

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that since there is not a more tool-ish word than tool, they can only be described as a "tool bag," logically. One who has the tool quality of so many tools, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."
A group of sophmores is a bunch a tools ::AS TO:: A single freshman is a tool bag.

Good Charlotte are tools ::AS TO:: Ryan Seacrest is a tool bag.
Tool Bag by Ebits April 20, 2008

Tool Bag 

One who tries to be a hard ass, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.

"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."

"Hey look at that guy washing his car with his shirt off, haha what a tool bag."

Tool Bag by Brandon T September 7, 2006
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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