Too long 

Having more than the average or usual quantity, extent, or duration.

I apologize for being late, my meeting took way too long.

Too long by Supercar33 August 8, 2016

Too long 

at once; with no delay;immediately

"(...) Three weeks of non-stopt rain!... I'd better find shelter before too long... It doesn´t look like i'll make it to the outpost tonight..."(Cerebus 5, by Dave Sim)

Too long by Rita Maria Felix da Silva December 22, 2008

Too long didn't read

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.

Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.

Too long didn't read by Grey December 20, 2004

Too long didn't read

Too long. The correct usage is TL;DR.

OP: *Insert original post here*
Reply1: Too long didn't read.
Reply2: ^ TL;DR

Too long didn't read by Coffa October 6, 2006

too long didn't bother reading 

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.

that definition was too long didn't bother reading

too long didn't bother reading by Irving Washington March 30, 2003

Too long in the shower 

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Aww man heard about Davey " "yeah i heard he was too long in the shower after that party "

Too long in the shower by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Too long in the shower 

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"

Too long in the shower by Boredom888 June 10, 2018