Tomuzzy
Tomuzzy by Spuddy Bruv August 11, 2024
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tomuzza15
Smoking Darts and Raping Teenagers is his motto. Fetish included Durries, Fags, Puffing Billy and Children ranging between the age of 11 and 15. Has a real smokey and salty flavour shouldn't be triggered may cause him to block you on all social media sites
Father: Tomuzza15 touched up my little girl on her way to school today.
Police Officer: Im sorry but its Tomuzza15 we're talking bout here there's nothing we can do.
Police Officer: Im sorry but its Tomuzza15 we're talking bout here there's nothing we can do.
tomuzza15 by BigDickesMarabus April 5, 2017
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