tommied 

completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason

Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!

tommied by Easy Street April 24, 2005

Tommied 

When you typically Shit on a Womens body in hope of leaving your mark.

Tommy-She got tommied last night Smelled so bad after spicy chalupas.
Dylan- what the hell is wrong with you?
Tommy-Everything.

Tommied by Well Shit. February 12, 2019

Tommied 

The act of abruptly leaving a conversation without saying goodbye.

She just tommied me while I was talking, how rude...

Tommied by BrownishBert February 19, 2021

tommie network 

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"

Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."

tommie network by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020

Tommie 

Tommie is an extremely loving and caring person, to whom you can talk to about anything. He could be one of the nicest and smartest people you ever meet. Some one by the name of tommie will most likely have brown or black hair and a dak color in their eyes. If you ever meet a tommie you will most likely become friends with and/or fall in love with them.

Tommie, you are such a kind and gentle person.

Tommie by S.o.S.loves.S.o.S July 3, 2010

Timmied 

The act of having someone else's workload pushed off on you. Usually when your unsure of the details to complete the job. Another term for being lazy!

I was the last of four units to respond to a call involving a report. I never made contact with anyone involved in the incident. Somehow I was Timmied and took the report anyway.

Timmied by Brad382 January 31, 2010

Tommie Bishton 

some welsh bloke that skates, he LOVES pizza and his best friend is harry samuel smith the third, AKA harry smith, AKA big hazza, his fav skateboard brand is ZERO, and his best trick is a kickflip flat, follow him on instagram @tommie_b._

tommie bishton is skating rn

Tommie Bishton by harry samuel smith the third June 24, 2021