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tomchick 

1. Often confused with a boy who has certain "chick-like" qualities, the Tomchick is actually quite a bad ass with qualities manlier than Chuck Norris
2. One who draws penises (penii) on Microsoft Paint while at friend's houses.
1. At first I thought he was a tomgirl, but hes a total Tomchick!
2. Dude quit being a tomchick! That drawing is all veiny and triumphant...
tomchick by DanielManLover December 3, 2007
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Tomchuck 

The word women use when they cannot begin to comprehend the idiotic nature of the dick brain.

Alternate word for fuckboy. Someone who thinks primarily with their dick.

Someone who ghosted you or hasn't called or texted in a loooonnngg time and then out of the blue hits you up, but instead of saying, "Hey, I'm horny wanna have sex?" or "DTF?" asks simple yet personal questions without any basis or context.

The combined version of Tom or Thomas and Charlie or Charles and fuck = Tomchuck.
What a Tomchuck! I haven't heard a word from him in 9 months and now he's texting me.

That Tomchuck. I mean WTF?

He's a Tomchuck.

New phone who dis? Ya fucking tomchuck.
Tomchuck by Nwfonewhodis! November 4, 2019
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Hottest girl on the planet. Usually has a chicken looking nose but good damn that is hot. Big tits and cooking are also good sides of her. Smiles like an angel. Best gurl eva
Look torchick! Omg those eyes melts me
torchick by Pokemanboe April 16, 2015
That tochick belong to the streeets
Tochick by Saveyourgf April 24, 2023

towchick 

A female tow truck driver. Has to prove herself to the male species on a daily basis (yes, that includes the male NON tow industry men) Examle: "R/O of vehicles says to her as he tries to see inside her truck " Oh, are you going to tow my car"? Towchick replies "myself and the midget magical leprechaun I have hiding in my pocket of course it's just me idiot now step back"
A Towchick is cautious and aware of her surroundings at all times on her toes looking out for good and bad situations if they were to arise. Able to multitask at a higher level then the opposite gender due to mother-like instincts. A tow chick is a hard worker it is determined to change the stereotypical image set forth before her
She is a bad ass bitch
Officer on scene " dispatch make sure to ask for towchick, she'll know exactly how to recover this car quickly so we can get out of here
towchick by AZSparkles March 1, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026