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Tolworth 

Tolworth is a small middle-working class town located in the London Borough of Kingston in South West or South London, and not too far from Surrey, as some locals will say. It has a massive tower at a height of nearly 300ft, it has plenty of takeaway shops, a petrol station, a few supermarkets, a bowling alley, and a Goals. Tolworth is a very Chelsea fan area and up there with massive Chelsea fanbase areas like Ealing, Hounslow, Morden, Mitcham, Woking, Bracknell, Chessington, and Worcester Park! The area has perhaps been a tad looked down on in the past (often by people who have never been there). This is because of two things the local secondary schools and it previously had the highest crime rate in the Borough of Kingston, and other nearby Boroughs like Sutton, Merton, and Richmond. In the last few years, the crime rate has dropped quite a lot, and the local secondary schools have become less hostile, and that has made it more pleasant for the locals, and it has made Tolworth less notorious, and troublesome, and a much more friendly place. It's certainly smartening up, and its innate visual appeal - especially in its older parts - makes it a perfectly pleasant, green little area to live in or visit. Local borough council plans for town center improvements will provide a further spur towards it realizing its full potential before long.
Question one: What sort of people would Tolworth appeal to?
-- Those who appreciate pretty buildings and plenty of green open spaces (such as Alexandra Park and Fishponds Park).

Question two: How far is it from Charing Cross (The official central point of London). It is exactly 11 miles from Charing Cross.
Tolworth by __IzCaCFC__11 May 8, 2020
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Tolworth Girls school. 

Its a school in which girls go to run riot. It was orginally intented for girls to study but as time as gone on , it has become increasingly more wild and the teachers can no longer cope with its student. It is known in the local area as "school of the girls from hell" It also has a nick name of calling its girl "Tolworth Tarts" as atleast two girls are pregnant every year. Guys love banging the girls from this school.
EX.1

What school do you go to?

Tolworth girls school..

Oh your a tolworth tart.

EG.2

Heyy i go tolworth.

OMG BANG ME NOW!?
Tolworth Girls school. by TGSSJM August 30, 2010
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