toixting 

the act of texting while on the toilet

me- hey whats up? im just thinkin about you

you- aww youre so sweet. what are you doing?

me- sitting on the toilet

you- um... youre toixting me... thats when you think about me...

toixting by SRcurly October 19, 2011

toixting 

texting on the toilet

person: what's up?
person2: just toixting you

toixting by voidish July 26, 2011

twixting 

Texting while eating a Twix.

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.

twixting by Newman S. November 29, 2011

Toiting 

Texting on the toilet.

Jane was late because she was toiting.

Toiting by mmaalia June 3, 2017

toxting 

Talking via textual communication. (A combination of talking and texting.)

Dude 1: Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was toxting my grandma on Skype.

n00b: What's Skype?

toxting by greenmoss13 April 29, 2010

Toxting 

Txting while intoxicated.

He started toxting his old girlfriends after his third beer.

Toxting by Jimmy Jenga December 24, 2009

toxting 

Texting while intoxicated.

Person #1: Hey, bro, can you read this text? It doesn't make sense.

Person #2: Nah, dude, your girlfriend must be drunk, that is fo sho toxting.

toxting by coolestbitchonearthgoddamnit November 25, 2011