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me- hey whats up? im just thinkin about you

you- aww youre so sweet. what are you doing?

me- sitting on the toilet

you- um... youre toixting me... thats when you think about me...

toixting by SRcurly October 19, 2011

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toixting

texting on the toilet

person: what's up?
person2: just toixting you

toixting by voidish July 26, 2011

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twixting

Texting while eating a Twix.

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.

twixting by Newman S. November 29, 2011

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Toiting

Texting on the toilet.

Jane was late because she was toiting.

Toiting by mmaalia June 3, 2017

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toxting

Talking via textual communication. (A combination of talking and texting.)

Dude 1: Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was toxting my grandma on Skype.

n00b: What's Skype?

toxting by greenmoss13 April 29, 2010

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Toxting

Txting while intoxicated.

He started toxting his old girlfriends after his third beer.

Toxting by Jimmy Jenga December 24, 2009

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toxting

Texting while intoxicated.

Person #1: Hey, bro, can you read this text? It doesn't make sense.

Person #2: Nah, dude, your girlfriend must be drunk, that is fo sho toxting.

toxting by coolestbitchonearthgoddamnit November 25, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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