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Someone born in a toilet

*dude 1* yoooo did u hear tyler is a toiletling?
*dude 2* wow rly i didnt know

toiletling by Traviman March 30, 2023

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Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

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TOILETING

When you take a shit.

I am TOILETING

TOILETING by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

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toileting

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb

jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck

toileting by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

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toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

toileting by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

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Toiletlingering

you have sex in a bathroom with lingerie on

man that toiletlingering felt good

Toiletlingering by Trovitompson March 30, 2023

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Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet

Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!

Toilexting by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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