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Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

TOILETING 

I am TOILETING
TOILETING by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

toileting 

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb
jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck
toileting by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

toileting 

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.
"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"
toileting by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

Toiletlingering 

you have sex in a bathroom with lingerie on
man that toiletlingering felt good
Toiletlingering by Trovitompson March 30, 2023

Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet
Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!
Toilexting by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015
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