toiletling 

Someone born in a toilet

*dude 1* yoooo did u hear tyler is a toiletling?
*dude 2* wow rly i didnt know

toiletling by Traviman March 30, 2023

Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

TOILETING 

When you take a shit.

I am TOILETING

TOILETING by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

toileting 

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb

jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck

toileting by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

toileting 

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

toileting by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

Toiletlingering 

you have sex in a bathroom with lingerie on

man that toiletlingering felt good

Toiletlingering by Trovitompson March 30, 2023

Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet

Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!

Toilexting by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015