Toilet Read 

A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.

I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.

Toilet Read by annieoakley August 30, 2010

Dropping your reading medal in the toilet

Loosing your virginity

I love dropping your reading medal in the toilet

Dropping your reading medal in the toilet by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019

toiletheadism 

the worship and religion of the figure "toilethead"

let us pray in the name of toiletheadism

toiletheadism by ah jeez October 13, 2011

toilethead 

someone who really gets on your nerves but thinks your their best friend andwont go away

hide!that toilet head is over there'!
or..im goin to go and sit with toilet head hel buy me a pint then ill phuq off

toilethead by anony mouse July 4, 2004

toilethead 

a religion in praising the one and only toilethead, and asking his guidance when needed

OHHHH toilethead, bless thy name

praise be the name of toilethead

toilethead by ah jeez October 13, 2011

ToiletHeads 

Same as a crackhead but craving a toilet paper fix.

ToiletHead says: “Say my brother...y’all got any more of that toilet paper?”

Where did all the toilet paper go?

To them ToiletHeads over there.

ToiletHeads by HarleyeffnQuinn March 17, 2020