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Toilet Padding 

Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.
"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."
Toilet Padding by Arkhangelsk July 19, 2009
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toilet pudding 

Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.
toilet pudding by Dukeoferrl July 30, 2016