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Toilet Art 

The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.
I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.
Toilet Art by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Toilet Art 

When cash-scrapped artists begin using toilet paper or rolls for their own creative expression—a proof that expensive materials are not necessary to create rich or beautiful art.
Modi from the BJP Academy of Arts likes to soak sheets of toilet paper with cow dung mixed with holy water from Ganges river to produce his contemporary or controversial toilet art works.
Toilet Art by MathPlus May 12, 2021

toiletwarts 

a toilet that has warts or warts that is on a toilet
"yo is that toiletwarts"
"yeah he got warts on his toilet"
"so cool dud"
toiletwarts by toiletwarts March 22, 2021

Toiletarianism 

A slight modification of Totalitarianism in which the entire toilet is owned by a single person, and is usually used for sexual purposes.
Damn, John gave genital warts to his toilet. I wish he didn't practice Toiletarianism!
Toiletarianism by Mike Muir June 18, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026