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Retarded theory trying to explain fatalism.
Me and Robert were discussing the theory of tofi on the UM forums.
tofi by Chris Bolas November 10, 2006
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tofi • tofia • Tofield • Tofic • Tofick • tofiga • Tofik • Tofil • Tofili • tofin
The "Theory of Inevitably".

An acronym used to describe the believe that every action in the universe (and every other universe for that matter) are inevitable.
The man was a Tofist. He believed that everything he experienced was inevitable.
TOFI by BlueXephos7777 October 24, 2011
Tofi is a meaning of a creature that is undefeatable. The word came from of a candy that is produced in the country "Israel" and it is beloved in there. The person that started the name is unknown and it is a very hard to find it used in names or sentences. Any more information isn't for public and it is a very mystrious theory. If you will find someone who uses a name with the word tofi, he will not be as friendly.
If a stranger say it's hard to complete, call tofi for the remainings in a sit
(Was told from annonimous that used the name)
tofi by SCC info February 5, 2019

The TOFI Blog 

A fun blog ran by a few friends about quite alot of stuff.
TOFI stands for The Opinions of a Few Idiots.
Found by entering The TOFI Blog into an internet search service.
"Hey do you know where I can find useless information?"
"Yeah check The TOFI Blog!"
The TOFI Blog by SirSterry July 10, 2009
A place where you can get basically any drug on a moment's notice.

You can find homosexuals, rednecks, and even an ape here.
It's said to have the second Harambe!
Person A: "Have you heard of Tofield?"
Person B: *laughing* "Isn't that where the second Harambe lives?"
Tofield by yourfavouritebrunette January 5, 2017
Tofic is a special Item similar to Orkhan. It is normally only found in Montreal , Plamondon. It creates delicious hamburgers and upon poking it it tells retarded jokes somewhat similar to those or the Richard.
1.Damn it not again !! Tofic !!

2.Dude guess what? I found my Tofic not long ago !!

3.Look at that Tofic. I wish my parents would get that for christmas.
Tofic by Zenru December 8, 2009
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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