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Thin on the Outside but Fat on the Inside.

for those skinny people who
eat ALOT but it never shows.

they are pretty damn lucky if u ask me.
damn, look at that tofi eat. how can she fit so much food into such a small body?!
tofi by ejoy6 January 2, 2007
Words you can keep
Retarded theory trying to explain fatalism.
Me and Robert were discussing the theory of tofi on the UM forums.
tofi by Chris Bolas November 10, 2006
Related Words
tofi tofia Tofield Tofic Tofick tofiga Tofik Tofil Tofili tofin
The "Theory of Inevitably".

An acronym used to describe the believe that every action in the universe (and every other universe for that matter) are inevitable.
The man was a Tofist. He believed that everything he experienced was inevitable.
TOFI by BlueXephos7777 October 24, 2011
Tofi is a meaning of a creature that is undefeatable. The word came from of a candy that is produced in the country "Israel" and it is beloved in there. The person that started the name is unknown and it is a very hard to find it used in names or sentences. Any more information isn't for public and it is a very mystrious theory. If you will find someone who uses a name with the word tofi, he will not be as friendly.
If a stranger say it's hard to complete, call tofi for the remainings in a sit
(Was told from annonimous that used the name)
tofi by SCC info February 5, 2019

The TOFI Blog 

A fun blog ran by a few friends about quite alot of stuff.
TOFI stands for The Opinions of a Few Idiots.
Found by entering The TOFI Blog into an internet search service.
"Hey do you know where I can find useless information?"
"Yeah check The TOFI Blog!"
The TOFI Blog by SirSterry July 10, 2009
A place where you can get basically any drug on a moment's notice.

You can find homosexuals, rednecks, and even an ape here.
It's said to have the second Harambe!
Person A: "Have you heard of Tofield?"
Person B: *laughing* "Isn't that where the second Harambe lives?"
Tofield by yourfavouritebrunette January 5, 2017
Tofic is a special Item similar to Orkhan. It is normally only found in Montreal , Plamondon. It creates delicious hamburgers and upon poking it it tells retarded jokes somewhat similar to those or the Richard.
1.Damn it not again !! Tofic !!

2.Dude guess what? I found my Tofic not long ago !!

3.Look at that Tofic. I wish my parents would get that for christmas.
Tofic by Zenru December 8, 2009
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