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Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.
"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"
by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018
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