Toephit

Someone that is uncomfortable to be away from; origin comes from the idea that toe socks are extremely uncomfortable because it separates your toes.

My best friend is my Toephit.

My SLR family are my Toephits.

Toephit by Salesians are my toephits October 16, 2019

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toeshit

A person/animal who steps in shit often, thus rendering his/her toes shitty.

25% of all rednecks are "toeshits". There has yet to be a conclusive study as to exactly how many dogs are toeshits, but many are

toeshit by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

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Toephit • Toephic • toeshit

Toephic

A toephic is someone who is terrified by toes because they're weird

Me: I think you're toephic
Him: What makes you say that
Me: Well every time I take off my...
Him: *Screams*
Him: PUT THOSE TOES AWAYYY

Toephic by Jigga-Boo Man May 11, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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