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Toe Cheese 

The debris collected in the corners of the great toe's nail. encapsulated between the nail and skin, this navy blue, pasty, and often damp bi-product smells rediculously pungent.
"Perhaps I'll put some toe cheese on a Ritz. Everything tastes better on a Ritz."
Toe Cheese by Fight The Rain March 7, 2004

toe cheese 

The soft stinky stuff that gathers between your toes. Only takes one day of not bathing to accumulate.
toe cheese by Pat Schulz November 4, 2003

toe cheese 

The smelly crud that gathers around your toes.
toe cheese by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Toe Cheese 

A "delicious" snack enjoyed by King of the Freetards and neckbeard with severe hygiene issues, Richard Stallman.
"Man, did you see that video of RMS eating his toe cheese?"
"It's GNU/Free!"
Toe Cheese by Anon655 September 15, 2011

toe cheese 

toe cheese(correct pronunskiation-tow cheez). Toe cheez occurs when wearing socks of a different color than your skin color, it gathers between your toes and under toe nails. Is usually made up of sock lint.
For example white feet black socks leaves black lint in between toes and under toe nails.
toe cheese by Mick February 12, 2004

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese 

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.
Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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