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Todd Parker 

The coolest motherfucker that ever lived. Plays a small part in the award-winning, major motion picture Boogie Nights. Although, he did steal the show. Similar to what Doc Holliday does for the film Tombstone.

A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.
Any average guy: "God, I wish I could be more like Todd Parker."
Todd Parker by Luke Brandon September 13, 2007
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Todd Packer

Everyone’s favorite jerk/pervert from The Office. He has a bad influence on Michael Scott, who loves him. However, everyone else is still salty at him for lacing their cupcakes
Todd Packer! Stop humping Michael while he’s under the desk!
Todd Packer by Owuhpug July 6, 2018

Todd Packer Situation 

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.
Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.