Tacometer
Tacometer by Sinatra_FrankD May 7, 2018
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Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
tossometer by Pedrosa von Beagle July 31, 2008
tapometer
A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.
I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
tapometer by Davododger June 7, 2007
Tonometric Beaurotons
Recently discovered unit of measured specially created to attempt to measure the sheer weight of Thomas Bryant. A single Tonometric Beauroton equates to 100 tonnes.
Tonometric Beaurotons by comeonmann March 15, 2022
tacometer (Tm)
A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.
tacometer (Tm) by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005
titometer
A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.
1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"
-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."
-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"
-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."
-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.
titometer by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 6, 2010