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Toby Goodman 

A Toby Goodman is a good man - he is an absolute bloody legend. My sources tell me he will earn bare p’s
Road-man 1 “yes blud you can give it to my nan up the bum”
Road Man 2 “ you are such a Toby goodman”
Toby Goodman by hhbuhbo December 10, 2020

toby girl 

AN AMZING FRIEND BOMB.COM

name autocorrects to tony a lot v stubborn but an over all cool cat ilyyyyy
Toby girl: hi
Spam: hey I like ur face
Gracie: go count a goat spamul
toby girl by Nonyabeeswaxxxxxxx July 14, 2017

Toby gilligan 

Toby is the gayest person you will ever meet. He loves men so much and sucks them off
Oh look it’s the gay boy Toby gilligan
Toby gilligan by Tobygillagan December 15, 2021

Toby Gurbler 

When you’re copping a glossy and you urinate in their mouth.
Shit yeah boys Absolutely Toby Gurblered her last night.
Toby Gurbler by Chod Borrance March 17, 2019

Toby Griffiths 

An absolute mad lad with no apparent redeeming qualities. This thicc boi has 0 respect for human life and will stop at nothing to ruin his enemy's days.
Person #1: Look at that mad lad. He just slashed that guy's throat!

Person #2: Oh don't worry, thats just Toby Griffiths
Toby Griffiths by Leg-Legson August 11, 2019

Toby Grease 

Charcoal back rub of an obese chihuahua.
What rub did you use on this steak? Toby Grease of course.
Toby Grease by Govcheese September 25, 2020
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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