Toastjack

to take toast which was intended for (and made by) someone else

*toaster pops*
*sam: (takes toast and begins consumption of bready goodness)

*liam: don't toastjack me you rEtard!!

by compI April 11, 2010

Tatjacked

A person who has big muscles and is covered in tattoos.

"My girlfriend left me for that tatjacked monster!"

by Inkless and Skinny June 4, 2013

Toastfucker

A toastfucker is one who fucks toast. Toastfuckers are widely known for their outlandish toast fetish, oftentimes displaying erotic behavior towards the very mentioning of toast. They tend to be either high, drunk, or stoned; a sober toastfucker is no toastfucker indeed.

My friend is a toastfucker; I saw him the other day, drunk off his ass and attempting to shove two semen-drenched pieces of toast up his ass.

by Brother Jaegerbombastic November 5, 2014

toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

by Jeema July 22, 2006

toastface muncher

A person who lives online who likes to smoke drugs and hates people called duncan. They also like to suck people off.

I know this guy who's a rite toastface muncher

by Jake12001200 August 26, 2011

toastfucker

One whose proclivity for sexual desperation runs so deep that they would butter up a piece of toast and masturbate with it. syn, Wanker

"What, you didn't go out with that fat chick, did you? Bob, you are truly a toastfucker!"

by Zanshin August 3, 2003

Toastface

An amazing band from Chicago, IL.

Did you go to Toastface's show last week? They effing rocked!

by travelandsuch December 12, 2010