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Toastfucker 

A toastfucker is one who fucks toast. Toastfuckers are widely known for their outlandish toast fetish, oftentimes displaying erotic behavior towards the very mentioning of toast. They tend to be either high, drunk, or stoned; a sober toastfucker is no toastfucker indeed.
My friend is a toastfucker; I saw him the other day, drunk off his ass and attempting to shove two semen-drenched pieces of toast up his ass.
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toastfucker 

One whose proclivity for sexual desperation runs so deep that they would butter up a piece of toast and masturbate with it. syn, Wanker
"What, you didn't go out with that fat chick, did you? Bob, you are truly a toastfucker!"
toastfucker by Zanshin August 3, 2003
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toastfucking 

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.
I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.
toastfucking by Jeema July 22, 2006

Twatfucker 

A derogatory term used to playfully insult someone who likes twat
Autumn is a twatfucker.
Twatfucker by cbs1210 November 28, 2012

Trashfucker 

Staying up studying until abnormally late hours (at least until 6 AM) until you hear an obnoxious black custodian, who randomly laughs super loudly at 6 AM outside your window and annoys the living fuck out of you when you are already sleep deprived. Typically occurs before midterms or finals, or in the case of an Engineering major, twice a week. Variations may also be observed such as the super trash fucker in which you do not sleep until 11 or 12 and are able to get lunch before you sleep.
Dude I'm so tired right now, I've pulled two straight trashfuckers for this stupid midterm.
Trashfucker by tamiltiger1 February 26, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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