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Toaster Fuck 

It's when you stick a dick in a toaster and get off in it and use the semen for your toast. Optionally you can play the danger wank game with it, and set it and try to get off before it pops up.
A: Hey, did you hear that Patrick did a toaster fuck?

B: Did he danger wank it too?

A: Yeah, he's in the hospital with a clogged urethra and 3rd degree burns.
Toaster Fuck by Esteban Estevez November 15, 2010
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National fuck a toaster day April 24

Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”
Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24

national fuck a toaster day 

National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon
Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day

Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel 

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"

Toaster fucker

A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that

care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!

A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
Toaster fucker by Tech-priest April 20, 2022

Toaster Fucker

Someone who is into machines, mainly someone who is sexually attracted to Five Nights At Freddy's characters.
"She's into Montgomery Gator."
"What a toaster fucker."
Toaster Fucker by BamAlakazam February 22, 2022

Toaster Fucker

A person who masturbates at the smell of burnt toast.
One who has a toaster fetish.
One who squanches with a toaster cable (toaster attached).
Deek check at guys face he can totally smell at toast the dirty "toaster fucker"

Deek at all them pigeons eating round that guys crotch guaranteed "toaster fucker".

Did he no order any? what a "toaster fucker".
Toaster Fucker by Cormdawg April 22, 2017
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murderhobo 

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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