Toast Fucking

To F--- or to get F---ed by toast.

"That crescent roll stuff is for kids, I'm now into Toasting F---ing. Yesterday I took an entire loaf of nine grain for a little "How's your mother?".

by slopes May 31, 2005

Toast fucking

Where you fuck, or get fucked, with toast

Did you see that new Nina Bedford show last night about toast fucking?

by SirDeimos January 27, 2026

fucking eggs on toast

That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.

That's fucking eggs on toast mate

by BanterChat September 26, 2017

fuckin french toast

something that is eaten when drunk.

Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

by Jeema July 22, 2006