Toast Fucking

To F--- or to get F---ed by toast.

"That crescent roll stuff is for kids, I'm now into Toasting F---ing. Yesterday I took an entire loaf of nine grain for a little "How's your mother?".

Toast Fucking by slopes May 31, 2005

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Toast fucking

Where you fuck, or get fucked, with toast

Did you see that new Nina Bedford show last night about toast fucking?

Toast fucking by SirDeimos January 27, 2026

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Toast Fucking • fucking eggs on toast • fuckin french toast • Toast • toast face • toast sweat • Toast Chee • toast-coital • Toast Master • toast roast

fucking eggs on toast

That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.

That's fucking eggs on toast mate

fucking eggs on toast by BanterChat September 26, 2017

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fuckin french toast

something that is eaten when drunk.

Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"

fuckin french toast by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

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toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

toastfucking by Jeema July 22, 2006

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