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The act of fornication, the appearance of sexuality, a swear.
"Bitch is looking toafor today"
"I had the best toafor of my life last night"
"Toafor this shit, I'm going home"
Toafor by Procrastination=life December 17, 2008
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A dictionary that surpasses the current 21st century dictionaries. Originated from the 16th century A.D., it was known as Toss-fourd (which is Gaelic for "ultimate knowledge"). Consequently, it evolved through time and have since grown from 1 word "shitmaster" to 162 million words. It's authors, now dead, coined the phrase "with Toss-fourd, men are fed"
"Wow, I never knew the Toxford dictionary was so reknowned, I thought you made that up T."

"Hey A, I think you really need the Toxford, I don't really understand what you are saying."
Toxford by Toxxy August 18, 2009
A danish word describing you at the peak of your physical and or psychological health.
"How are you Mark?"
"I am in topform"
Topform by Suduko123 November 28, 2017

topforfem 

Tom aka my bae my boo my everything but we too far away to be in each other’s company :(((
Topforfem is so hot I be pissing and squirting when I look at his pics
topforfem by Wingbeat April 9, 2023

topforfem 

Tom aka my bae my boo my everything but we’re too far away to be in each other’s company :(((
Topforfem is so hot I be pissing and squirting when I look at his pics
topforfem by Wingbeat April 9, 2023

topforsaken 

Adjective: Used by bottoms looking for a top to fuck them but find only other bottoms looking for tops to fuck them.
I had my first sexless vacation in the most topforsaken place I’ve ever visited (I’m not going to say where this place is but if you message me I’ll tell you where you definitely want to pack some dildoes, vibrators and butt plugs lol)
topforsaken by Focobottom May 6, 2023
A submissive foot b*tch for Goddess Athena. Constantly jorkin it, in the sense that he won’t stop touching the peen.
You’re such a simp, just like Teafork.
Teafork by PayAthena February 9, 2025
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