to get laid
(to) have sex
to get laid by Christmas29 November 28, 2013
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Propensity to get Laid
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
Propensity to get Laid by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009
And I'm ready to get laid
1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"
And I'm ready to get laid by LittleWonder October 26, 2011
you need to get laid
Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!
Roomate 2: You need to get laid.
Roomate 2: You need to get laid.
you need to get laid by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014
First To Comment, Last To Get Laid
When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo
First To Comment, Last To Get Laid by qdnh92 October 17, 2012
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026