to get laid 

(to) have sex

Want to get Laid? = Want to have sex?

to get laid by Christmas29 November 28, 2013

Propensity to get Laid 

The statiscal probability of having sex in a given situaltion.

Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.

Propensity to get Laid by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009

And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.

1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

And I'm ready to get laid by LittleWonder October 26, 2011

you need to get laid 

What you say to someone when they are being pissy over trivial things.

Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!

Roomate 2: You need to get laid.

you need to get laid by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid 

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid by qdnh92 October 17, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020