to get laid 

(to) have sex

Want to get Laid? = Want to have sex?

to get laid by Christmas29 November 28, 2013

Propensity to get Laid 

The statiscal probability of having sex in a given situaltion.

Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.

Propensity to get Laid by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009

And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.

1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

And I'm ready to get laid by LittleWonder October 26, 2011

you need to get laid 

What you say to someone when they are being pissy over trivial things.

Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!

Roomate 2: You need to get laid.

you need to get laid by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid 

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid by qdnh92 October 17, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022