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(verb) to defecate and urinate in the same sitting
**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**

Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!

Tim: Should I pull over?

Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.

Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.

Max: Nah. I gotta both.
by Maxwell Dope January 30, 2015
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attracted to both genders

someone who is bisexual but does not want to be a part of the LGBTQ+ community
A : I don't know I think he's bi-
B : He isn't he's just attracted to both genders
A : yeah bi-
B : (rereads the whole definition)
by banflimflam November 21, 2022
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To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.
by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010
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I walk to school both ways

Used usually by Asian parents, trying to show their children how hard it was for them, and also defining the laws of physics where they will also say “When I was your age, physics wasn’t invented yet.”
“You kids have it so easyyy I walk to school both ways, uphill, one one foot, my other one was starting a business.” -Steven’s Dad
by I walk to school both ways March 14, 2022
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Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
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There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
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hi there sorry to bother you

by wowza666 June 8, 2019
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