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The action of putting liquid soap directly on a chair, desk, table, etc. to trick an unsuspecting victim to sit on it. This is usually performed while the victim is out of their seat, however, with great skill, you can soap someone while they are still in the chair with their back turned.
Zach tries to soap Christian every day in science class.

He succeeds.
To Soap by reddevil15 November 17, 2009
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to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice 

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.
(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)

mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice 

To make someone stop swearing
I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026