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To Karen 

Imagine you wake up in the morning, and you feel a sudden urge to suddenly be a dick. You decide to be a total boomer and try and ruin as many lives as humanly possible. The verb to define being a masochist at being a jerk. You enjoy others pain. You divorce Dave, take the kids, treat them as your slaves and have a weird Karen Haircut. You are the ultimate devil and evil goat god
Dave: My wife divorced me and took the kids!
Me: She was Karening! What a Karen! You should also learn how to Karen
To Karen by WeirdoIng April 16, 2020
Words you can keep

October 17 National Complain to Karen Day 

On October 17 this time, YOU are the one to complain to Karen
Me: Karen the water is supposed to be 38 degrees, not 37!

Karen: Wait, what?

Me: It is October 17 National Complain to Karen Day! That means I complain to you this time :)

Karen-to-be

A young female, usually 30 or under, who is already practicing being offended by jokes and getting mad over nothing online so that she will one day master the art of being triggered in public. Usually in the early stages of gaining an excessive amount of weight, trimming their hair short, maintaining virgin status, blaming men for everything, and playing the victim card when they realize they are wrong in an argument. These females have already surpassed the point of downvoting anything that triggers them online as well as having pre-programmed terminology that comes out of their mouth at least once per hour such as “bigot”, “small dick energy”, and “ok boomer”.
Short-haired fat chick: JUST BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR SMALL DICK ENERGY IN HERE BIGOT!!!!
Store Employee: Ma’am that’s just the price. I don’t make the prices. I just work here.

them.

Short-haired fat chick: YA OK BOOMER
Store Employee: Ma’am I’m 16. (Whispers: man, what a Karen-to-be)
Karen-to-be by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

to pull off a Karen 

Peeing on a bed that does not belong to you, and make up a ridiculous excuse for it later on.
Oh my god man, she totally pulled off a Karen last night!
-Oh so that's the fish smell!
Haha she told me that she was still wet from the storm, what a lame excuse!
-Next time I crash at her place, I'm going to pull off a Karen everywhere! The couch, the matress. Hell maybe even the kitchen stove!
to pull off a Karen by yknarC July 23, 2010

Tokarenko 

The name of the most beautiful and loving girl on earth I love you and I hope we stay like this forever, I love you pistol.
Tokarenko by Youssefm0hamed August 22, 2021
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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