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To Daisy 

@JustAFlower

Daisy im just here to tell you that i love you so much and im really happy you're my best friend. You are tunning and one of the best friends i could ever ask for. I love that everytime i come on you say "LOTTIEEEEEEE" it makes me feel like the best person in the world. you do so many little things that make my day way better. Even if irl is horrible ik that if i come on here you are gonna be here for me. i know that i can talk to you about anything without feeling judged and you always know what to do to make me feel better. Whether its a whole bunch of unfunny jokes from online or just me and you talking abt how much photopea sucks. Im also happy that you tell me im really pretty no matter how bad i look in the pic. I really mised you when i deactivated. And when i did i didnt feel like coming back but when i read through all the messages in the chat when i was deactivated i realized how much i need you. Im sorry this isnt the best paragraph but i just felt like getting this out. Mwah ilysm
To Daisy
From Lottie
To Daisy by lottieeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2020
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Riding my horse to Dairy Queen

The act of mounting one’s bed post and neighing loudly while eating soft serve ice cream
I’m gonna be riding my horse to Dairy Queen later, wanna cum along?

Allergic to Dairy 

After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.
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