To Crute 

To feel so overwhelmed by the cuteness of someone or something that you have a compulsion to crush it or smother it

"That kitten was so damn cute, I just had to crute it" (verb)
"I've got to crute that puppy, it's making me crazy" (verb)
"Tiddles is the crutest creature in the world" (superlative)
"There's been an unfortunate incidence of crutition - kitty's dead". (noun)
"She cruticiously stroked the baby seal with undisguised relish" (adverb)

To Crute by ASILVERFISH April 25, 2015

Time To Crate

Time To Crate is a metric used to assess the quality of video games. It is expressed in terms of the time between the start of a level (t == 0), and the point where the level designer gave up, ran out of ideas and just started putting in crates.

A lower TTC is considered desirable.

Dude this game has a Time To Crate of zero! The level designers must have had no ideas whatsoever.

Yeah, just need to tighten up the TTC on level 3.

Time To Crate by necrogeddon August 22, 2014

cruel to be kind 

when you have to be cruel to be kind, it simply means you are dishing out tough love to your lover. (S)he will later recognize that you have his/her best interests in mind and will later be grateful for what you are doing. Things will all pan out in the end, your lover just has to trust you.
"Cruel to be Kind" is a late 1979 hit for British rock'n'roller Nick Lowe. He's made other great witty songs as well, check out his 1989 greatest hits release "Basher: The Best of Nick Lowe", it's terrific. Also, a different song of the same title appears on the debut album "Resident Alien" by Spacehog, from 1995.

... cruel to be kind
in the right measure
cruel to be kind
it's a very good sign (dit dit)
cruel to be kind
means that I love you
babyyyy
you gotta be cruel, you gotta be cruel to be kind
woo hoo hoo hoooo hooo hoooo...

cruel to be kind by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 24, 2007

Craters to the Face 

some one who is so ugly they make u want to throw up.
(acne, and general uglyness)

did u see that girl, looks like she took craters to the face

Craters to the Face by kerel January 5, 2004