Tiving 

Where you shove your fingers up your ass and wipe the shit on your penis while masterbating.

Man 1: I was doing tiving last night and it felt amazing.
Man 2: shut up and never speak to me again

Tiving by Penis goblin December 9, 2024

Call of Duty Timing 

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

Call of Duty Timing by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020

cod timing 

When you look in a direction then look away for a brief second only to be be shot where you originally were aiming.

Tom- “man this is such crap, I turned my head for like a second”
Dan-“COD timing bro”

cod timing by j BiLLiGaN October 9, 2020

outta timing 

a highly inappropriate or unexpected action or comment by someone. Usually leads to a moment of silence, awkwardness or WTF-ness.

But what the ass, why is she telling me about sex with her ex-boyfriend on our first date? Rel outta timing talk dan.

outta timing by Trinilingo August 23, 2011

Two Timing Whore 

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

Two Timing Whore by tim October 30, 2007

BAD TIMING B.T

bad timing is saying men general fuckry such as but not limited aggressive rude disrespectful unhealthy behaviors and sexual displays (ie cat calling flirting etc)

"yo raj tmrw we finna be on straight BAD TIMING B.T" "aight bet"

BAD TIMING B.T by BT 24/7 September 6, 2022

Siege Timing 

Holding an angle for 2 minutes expecting someone to come out, and then since nobody is coming you look away. The moment you look away, an enemy peeks that exact angle and kills you.

Rook: DUDE WHAT THE HELL I HELD THAT ANGLE FOR 2 MINUTES AND THEN THE MOMENT I LOOK AWAY I DIE?!

Doc: Typical siege Timing

Siege Timing by P_filippo April 17, 2022