A very, VERY large penis surgically assembled from dozens of donor penises. Resembles a patchwork quilt rolled up into a peen shape. Originally pioneered at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine to treat severe cases of picophallus. Requires an external pump and blood tank when going erect to prevent fainting.
Doctor: Your brand new Titanopenis is finished, Jimmy. How does it feel?
Jimmy: Feels great. I can strangle my enemies with my rope.
Doctor: That's great! Don't forget your blood pump...
titinope (tee-ti-nope) - A small amount of something left over, especially the last bits of food or drink. Taken from the archaic Englishword "tittynope", modernised in spelling and pronunciation for contemporary use.
"There's not many french fries left, only the titinope."
"Don't throw that away, that's a perfectly good titinope!"
"She scraped the titinope of jam from the jar onto her toast"