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Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.
Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick
Titty stick by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020
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sick titty 

when something is better then sick... think titties... those are always good
1-dude look at that car!
2-whoa! sick titty
sick titty by gunzoid November 29, 2006

tittyslicker 

Janet really wanted a pearl necklace, but Donnie only managed to deliver a tittyslicker.
tittyslicker by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Tittytickled 

She made me sooo tittytickled when she cut me in line.
Tittytickled by HPerez February 27, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004