Titty Pity 

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.

John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.

Titty Pity by billyradison January 29, 2015

Pity titty 

An expression used for when a girl feels bad for you, so she shows you a boob.

Guy 1: "Dude, that girl showed me a pity titty last night."
Guy 2: "At least you got to see one."

Pity titty by Bari123 February 13, 2018

Pity Titty 

Anyone who is milking their old problems, with the intent of receiving pity from others.

Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.

Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.

Pity Titty by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022

Pity Titty 

Letting a male widower cop a feel out of pity

"Aww, his wife just died. Give him some pity titty."

Pity Titty by Bosom Buddy September 11, 2012

Pity Titty 

when a girl feels bad feels bad for someone and to cheer them up sends them a picture of her titties

babe, im having a rough day. can i have some pity titty ?

Pity Titty by camerelle August 27, 2018

Pity for Titty 

when someone chooses to accept back a partner (boyfriend or girlfriend) for two reasons:
1) Pity: (The nice guy routine) They feel sorry for the partner so they choose to accept them back for the sole purpose of making them feel better.
2) Titty: Probably one of the only good things that could come out of this pity filled relationship, is the titty, cuz the nice person gets some.

Thing is that after this happens you're basically stuck in the pity loop which means that eventually they will just realize that they dont really like each other and its just out of pity, and so (read beginning of this paragraph)
ps. its called a loop for a reason.

Girlfriend gets mad, dumps individual, comes back crying. Individual (the nice guy) feels bad so they accept them back. In turn, they get "Pity for Titty".

Pity for Titty by Ukrainiak May 28, 2010