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TITSKER (n.): A wiry, stray hair sprouting angrily from a woman's nipple, like a perverted weed in the garden of lust. The ultimate foreplay cockblock. It tickles, scratches, is often discovered mid-suck, leaving the dude gagging like he just deep-throated a lint ball from Satan's dryer.
As Bernard dove in for some passionate nipple action on Suzi’s monster bombs, he was rudely interrupted by a rogue TITSKER that whipped across his tongue and lasso’d his uvula like a cowboy on bath salts, turning a certain jizz fest into a limp ride home.
Titsker by Roach Clipps December 26, 2025
A wiry, stray hair sprouting angrily from a woman's nipple, like a perverted weed in the garden of lust. The ultimate foreplay cockblock. It tickles, scratches, is often discovered mid-suck, leaving the dude gagging like he just deep-throated a lint ball from Satan's dryer.
As Bernard dove in for some passionate nipple action on Suzi’s monster bombs, he was rudely interrupted by a rogue TITSKER that whipped across his tongue and lasso’d his uvula like a cowboy on bath salts, turning a certain jizz fest into a limp ride home.
Titsker by Roach Clipps December 26, 2025
A wiry, stray hair sprouting angrily from a woman's nipple, like a perverted weed in the garden of lust. The ultimate foreplay cockblock. It tickles, scratches, is often discovered mid-suck, leaving the dude gagging like he just deep-throated a lint ball from Satan's dryer.
As Bernard dove in for some passionate nipple action on Suzi’s monster bombs, he was rudely interrupted by a rogue TITSKER that whipped across his tongue and lasso’d his uvula like a cowboy on bath salts, turning a certain jizz fest into a limp ride home.
Titsker by anonymous January 14, 2026

Titspert 

A male who is an expert at stimulation and pleasuring of female tits.
Carl is a titspert. He’s like a fat kid eating candy when he’s at Hooters.

He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.
Titspert by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Titser means that the teacher has a nice rack. It is derived from the word Teacher. A teacher is to teach, as a titser is to tits. A titser uses her boobies to get the attention of the students, but the students are really paying attention to somewhere else (particularly the titser's tits).
Did you see the new titser in our math class? She is so hot!
titser by mike0913 April 2, 2008
long delicate hair around the nipples or the areola when explored up-close resemble whiskers on a pussy cat
As I suck on her tits nipples I have to pause for a sneeze with the interruption from tiskers in my nose.
tiskers by Matthew Bronfman April 9, 2013
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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