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(n.) A wiry hair present on one's breast(s); a whisker-esque hair on one's tit.
I was examining my breasts and noticed a titsker had grown
titsker by shananana% August 25, 2010
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A wiry, stray hair sprouting angrily from a woman's nipple, like a perverted weed in the garden of lust. The ultimate foreplay cockblock. It tickles, scratches, is often discovered mid-suck, leaving the dude gagging like he just deep-throated a lint ball from Satan's dryer.
As Bernard dove in for some passionate nipple action on Suzi’s monster bombs, he was rudely interrupted by a rogue TITSKER that whipped across his tongue and lasso’d his uvula like a cowboy on bath salts, turning a certain jizz fest into a limp ride home.
Titsker by Roach Clipps December 26, 2025
TITSKER (n.): A wiry, stray hair sprouting angrily from a woman's nipple, like a perverted weed in the garden of lust. The ultimate foreplay cockblock. It tickles, scratches, is often discovered mid-suck, leaving the dude gagging like he just deep-throated a lint ball from Satan's dryer.
As Bernard dove in for some passionate nipple action on Suzi’s monster bombs, he was rudely interrupted by a rogue TITSKER that whipped across his tongue and lasso’d his uvula like a cowboy on bath salts, turning a certain jizz fest into a limp ride home.
Titsker by Roach Clipps December 26, 2025
A wiry, stray hair sprouting angrily from a woman's nipple, like a perverted weed in the garden of lust. The ultimate foreplay cockblock. It tickles, scratches, is often discovered mid-suck, leaving the dude gagging like he just deep-throated a lint ball from Satan's dryer.
As Bernard dove in for some passionate nipple action on Suzi’s monster bombs, he was rudely interrupted by a rogue TITSKER that whipped across his tongue and lasso’d his uvula like a cowboy on bath salts, turning a certain jizz fest into a limp ride home.
Titsker by anonymous January 14, 2026

Titspert 

A male who is an expert at stimulation and pleasuring of female tits.
Carl is a titspert. He’s like a fat kid eating candy when he’s at Hooters.

He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.
Titspert by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Titser means that the teacher has a nice rack. It is derived from the word Teacher. A teacher is to teach, as a titser is to tits. A titser uses her boobies to get the attention of the students, but the students are really paying attention to somewhere else (particularly the titser's tits).

Did you see the new titser in our math class? She is so hot!
titser by mike0913 April 2, 2008
long delicate hair around the nipples or the areola when explored up-close resemble whiskers on a pussy cat
As I suck on her tits nipples I have to pause for a sneeze with the interruption from tiskers in my nose.
tiskers by Matthew Bronfman April 9, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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