Tits

the most beautiful thing of the female body
they can be used for just about anything.
they come in a variety of sizes and are generally fun to grasp

a:Did you see those tits?
b:yes i did
a:wow
b:i would fuck them tits
a:yep

by faggentetz December 3, 2009

Tits

Bouyancy accessories only found on women when they are helpless in the sea.
Also provide milk

Hey, dude, u see that two hills in the middle of the ocean? Weird...I think those are flags at the peaks, arent they?

by breastman August 9, 2003

Tits

The most wonderful things in life. They are also known as the breasts, a woman's most attractive feature. They come in all shapes and sizes. They are what women use to control men.

Yo, Alex, Kirsten and courtney have some nice tits!" "Yeah i know, they are the sexiest tits around!

by The big bad tit man March 1, 2011

Tits

Two beautiful mountains that sit on a woman's chest

Jason : Wow Josie you look so amazing lying on my bed naked with your Tits hanging out!
Josie : Well are you gonna pleasure my Tits or what?
Jason : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Wow! Looks like Jason is rubbing his face in Josie's Tits tonight! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Wow! She's Wearing Socks She's Wearing Socks! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Now he's rubbing his dick on her Tits! Ahhhh!
Steve : Holy Shit Now He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's "He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Will you quiet down they are gonna hear us!
Josie : Uh baby there are two perves staring at us from outside the window!
Jason : Don't worry i'll take care of it!
Chad : Oh shit where did Jason go!
Steve : Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh! Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh!
Jason : HEY ASSHOLES ARE STARING AT MY GIRLS TITS!
Chad : Oh Shit Im outta here!
Steve : Hey Jason wanna rub your dick on my Tits & socks? (wink)
Jason : (wack) (wack) (wack)
Steve : Oh Oh Oh Jesus Christ UH! UH! UH!
Chad : Oh crap he just wacked Steve with a big shovel thank god I got away!
Jason : HEY PERVE YOUR TURN NEXT!
Chad : OH TITS!!!!

by SlopNChop April 26, 2019

Tits

1: Female breasts

2: A type of bird

1: Damn, those tits are huge!

2: I can’t wait to watch some great tits fly around today!

by RAGØHH666 December 28, 2018

Tits

Prison slang for drugs, whether they are prescription or designer. Made famous by the television show Oz.

"Yo O'Reilly, you got any tits?"

by Sas January 13, 2005

Tits

1. Hot boobs, referred to by guys

2. A bird

3. You are really sick for looking this up

Nature Nerd: Hey dude! lookat those tits!
Guy: Where? I dont see any chics!
NatureNerd: Not chicks! Tits! Those birds over there! Gosh!
Guy: OH

by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 5, 2010