4 definitions by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn

Chocolate

1. The most delicious thing ever discovered by humans.
2. The most addictive food in the world.
3. The best excuse in the world.

Little Innocent Boy : Hi mommy! do you wanna play with me?

Addicted Mother : NO GO AWAY IM EATING CHOCOLATE!!!

by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 5, 2010

Yodeling

When a guy puts his balls in his sexee's mouth and the girls expression is what she would look like if she were yodleing.

usually takes place during math class when the teacher is unconscious

kid: mommy, what did you do on your vacation?
mom: well honey, i met these great guys and we yodeled all day and night for the whole week i was gone!
kid: wow that must have been fun! does your throat hurt from all that yelling?
mom:no, but my tongue does!
kid:?! huh? what does that have to do with yodeling?

by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 5, 2010

Tits

1. Hot boobs, referred to by guys

2. A bird

3. You are really sick for looking this up

Nature Nerd: Hey dude! lookat those tits!
Guy: Where? I dont see any chics!
NatureNerd: Not chicks! Tits! Those birds over there! Gosh!
Guy: OH

by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 5, 2010

Random

An adjective used to describe someone who is hyper, drunk, or just crapped their pants.

As Dave Ming Chang guzzled down a bottle of ketchup, Gina Morrison thought 'Okayyy, that was RANDOM'

by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 4, 2010