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Kirkin the the tirk

"he said he's gonna go kirk the tirk." Kirkin the the tirk is to go hog-wild on your tallywhacker or vagina
Kirkin the the tirk by Zk6a1 December 12, 2025
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Kirkin the tirk

To masturbate in an extreme or vigorous manner
"he was kirkin the tirk last night."

Eg. Kirkin the tirk is to go absolutely hog-wild on ones tallywhacker or vagina.
Kirkin the tirk by Zk6a1 December 12, 2025
n. a strange, curious man-child. his appearance resembles that of the offspring that may occur from a Mexican & a prosimian making the sex with one another. he maintains an odd intellect that includes a well rounded knowledge of computers, firearms, cameras, movie films and techno music, among other hobbies & topics. he is extremely friendly but can also be a bit touchy-feely so a learned distance in social situations comes in useful. however, the Tirko is unrivaled in his loyalty to others and can be a true companion for life.

his behavior is typically marked by inappropriate comments, often sexual or violent in content, and can be seen climbing edifices and/or rocks in nature while stoned.
ie: Shu: whoa, did you see that Mexican Monkey climbing that Barnes & Noble yelling out obscenities and taking pictures while blasting techno music?!

Head: yea, what on God's green earth was that?

Shu: shhhh, i think it was the Tirko. if we're quiet, he wont molest us.
Tirko by shuski December 16, 2009
Not much
Anyone know who that tirkas guy is?
tirkas by Card trick August 20, 2021
I am going out with the Tirkans tonight.
Tirkan by Mayor Mary July 15, 2023
a typo of turkey which was done by mt while playing diablo
you wann fight tirkey? huh? yeah, c'mon, that was only 98% of what i got..........
~mad tv
tirkey by herballs January 29, 2004