Tirk

The state of being cool or awesome.

"What up D?" :Tirk.

by Unicornlover1999 February 17, 2022

Kirkin the the tirk

An extreme way to masturbate

"he said he's gonna go kirk the tirk." Kirkin the the tirk is to go hog-wild on your tallywhacker or vagina

by Zk6a1 December 12, 2025

Kirkin the tirk

To masturbate in an extreme or vigorous manner

"he was kirkin the tirk last night."

Eg. Kirkin the tirk is to go absolutely hog-wild on ones tallywhacker or vagina.

by Zk6a1 December 12, 2025

Tirko

n. a strange, curious man-child. his appearance resembles that of the offspring that may occur from a Mexican & a prosimian making the sex with one another. he maintains an odd intellect that includes a well rounded knowledge of computers, firearms, cameras, movie films and techno music, among other hobbies & topics. he is extremely friendly but can also be a bit touchy-feely so a learned distance in social situations comes in useful. however, the Tirko is unrivaled in his loyalty to others and can be a true companion for life.

his behavior is typically marked by inappropriate comments, often sexual or violent in content, and can be seen climbing edifices and/or rocks in nature while stoned.

ie: Shu: whoa, did you see that Mexican Monkey climbing that Barnes & Noble yelling out obscenities and taking pictures while blasting techno music?!

Head: yea, what on God's green earth was that?

Shu: shhhh, i think it was the Tirko. if we're quiet, he wont molest us.

by shuski December 16, 2009

tirkas

Not much

Anyone know who that tirkas guy is?

by Card trick August 20, 2021

Tirkan

Short for girls

I am going out with the Tirkans tonight.

by Mayor Mary July 15, 2023

tirkey

a typo of turkey which was done by mt while playing diablo

you wann fight tirkey? huh? yeah, c'mon, that was only 98% of what i got..........
~mad tv

by herballs January 29, 2004