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when you get get human feces on your genitals performing a non sexual act.
Aww man, when i put down that paper seat at the public restroom, my crap got stuck to it and i got covered in tip dirt.
Tip Dirt by moosekiller April 2, 2010
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When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you blow your beans, qv, or chuck your muck, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise
I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, tipped my dirt, and then rolled over and went to kip
tip dirt by Simon C May 26, 2004

Dirty Spear Tip 

When a person has a log of stool in their anal cavity and another person shoves their penis into the anus. When pulling their penis out the stool is then stick to the tip of the penis giving them a dirty spear tip
"Fuck man! Danica gave me a dirty spear tip last night when I tried surprise butt sex with her"
Dirty Spear Tip by Papa Kraus March 12, 2018
A way to talk about man with an STD, it refers to the mushroom tip in the dick
¨I am feeling very sick girl¨
¨have you had sex lately?¨
¨Yes, why do you ask
¨you might have run into some dirty tip¨
dirty tip by Gfuismolatuiop January 7, 2014
Referring to the moment when a man is having vaginal intercourses with a woman and he accidently wrong holes her and when upon his penis is removed there is found to be any amount of fecal matter on the head.
I have to go get tested for an std because last night I got a dirty tip.
Dirty Tip by Dynabird March 11, 2019

Dirty Q-tip 

When a skinny white boy has really curly hair in an Afro
Hey which one is Kenny, it’s the Dirty Q-tip guy.
Dirty Q-tip by Rustycopper February 7, 2023
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