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Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010
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Toilexty 

The feeling of panic you get when you notice the empty toilet paper roll after you’ve already done your business.
-look at him panicking on the toilet
-what is wrong with him
-he is suffering toilexty
Toilexty by sophia moose June 6, 2017
two actors who deny they are together and try to hide their love interest in each other, which is very hard;

and the fan shipping of the two actors from instant star, alexz and tim, and when put them together you get tilexz.
It's so obvious that in 18 Part 1, the love scene was sooo tilexz rather than jommy.
tilexz by Alisonnnnnnnnn March 25, 2008
A generic watch that a person is trying to pass off as a Rolex.
"Hey man, check out Frank's new watch. It's a Rolex!"

"Nah dude. That's just a Trolex."
Trolex by scarletcamel March 16, 2012
a boy with steroid like powers that walks around as the big man. Often found playing rugby or abusing children.
Damn thats titlex!
titlex by IcySavageFrm443 July 11, 2017

Tiosexual 

One who is attracted to black men but white cocks and only does threesomes. Said person is mainly Male but can be of other genders.
Alex said she is tiosexual
Did you see Dave? i heard he's tiosexual
Tiosexual by TJDADEFINER October 13, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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