Timlex
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timex by pizza pie mwa mwa December 9, 2016
tilexz
two actors who deny they are together and try to hide their love interest in each other, which is very hard;
and the fan shipping of the two actors from instant star, alexz and tim, and when put them together you get tilexz.
and the fan shipping of the two actors from instant star, alexz and tim, and when put them together you get tilexz.
tilexz by Alisonnnnnnnnn March 25, 2008
Tuscaloosa Timex
A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.
When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.
Tuscaloosa Timex by Gary Dell'Abate Baba Booey April 17, 2008
Texas Timex
Slang term originally used to describe a gold Rolex watch, but now used to describe any Rolex in a joking manner, since Rolex watches have become very common.
When originally coined, it was a humorous reference to how Texans, rich with oil money, flaunt their wealth. The play is on the fact that Timex is a cheap watch, while Rolex is an expensive one, hence Texas Timex.
When originally coined, it was a humorous reference to how Texans, rich with oil money, flaunt their wealth. The play is on the fact that Timex is a cheap watch, while Rolex is an expensive one, hence Texas Timex.
Texas Timex by Ham Hock March 13, 2007
timelexia
(n.)
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
timelexia by Paranoid Chaos August 22, 2008