Tiny Ted
Tiny Ted by RobloxGod69 August 21, 2018
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Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)
The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)
Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…
You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!
Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.
You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!
Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.
Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) by defs4dayz November 21, 2025
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tiny teddy addiction
An extreme addiction to tiny Teddy's. Rehab is usually required as it is quite severe. This addiction means that people can hear and smell a packet being opened for miles away and will come running to eat the tiny Teddy's. People with this addiction will stop at nothing to eat tiny Teddy's
tiny teddy addiction by TLCgenius April 10, 2014
Tiny Teddies
A very delicious bed-time, golf-time, walk-time, sex-time snack! Anywhere you are, just pop* open a pack and eat the small little chocolate cookies shaped like mini-teddy bears.
Mmmmm!
*Pack does not pop open.
Mmmmm!
*Pack does not pop open.
Jim: "Oh no! My grades are down!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"
Tiny Teddies by Ivelostmymind March 20, 2007
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