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A ting ta is not only a sound that you can make if you click your tongue fast enough, it is also an 86 year old lady. She has over 21 grandchildren, many of whom all share the same birthday. She is an ordinary, law abiding citizen who unfortunately became addicted to the smell of both petrol and fire at a very young age. Her love for both petrol cans and sparklers can often get her in somewhat trouble with the federal department, but don't forget - she's just a lovely old lady with very very good skin and school girl looks
"oops, i dropped the banana...what AM i going to do now? :O"
Ting Ta by nicaloodie December 4, 2003
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Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

The magic words that the Witch Doctor will give you to cause someone to fall in love with you.
I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you. I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you. And then the Witch Doctor, he told me what to do he told me: Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.

ting tang wala wala bing bang 

something you scream (usually male) during sexual intercourse.
Kiki: *moans like a girl*
Drake: ting tang wala wala bing bang
THE GOAT, THE BEST AT EVERYTHING HE DOES, BASICALLY JESUS HIMSELF, IM BOUTA GET ON MY KNEES, PRAY, THEN SUCK HIS COCK
TING TAO IS DA GOAT!!!!
TING TAO by el pepe April 27, 2021

Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

what the Witch doctor will tell you to say when you want someone to fall in love with you
He told me ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

ting tang tong

Public displays of self-pleasure.
Derives from Ting Ting - a chronic masterbator
"K.E...Can i borrow you liquid paper? Yeah just hold on im using it to ting tang tong."
"WTF is she chucking a ting tang tong in sex ed?"
ting tang tong by dodoseaurchin September 3, 2010
TING TAO THE GOAT. THE BEST AT EVERYTHING HE DOES. ABSOLUTE BALLER. RADIANT VALORANT PLAYER. BASICALLY JESUS HIMSELF. IM GONNA GET ON MY KNEES TO PRAY TO HIM AND SUCK HIS COCK
TING TAO NEVER LOSES
TING TAO by el pepe April 27, 2021
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